Caption: Given by God on the mountaintop to John Moses Browning to smite thy enemies.
While we have no actual Scriptural support that God interacted with John Moses Browning (inventor of the 1911 pistol) exactly as this photo describes, we do know this:
God’s preferred caliber for us to carry is a .45.
Don’t listen to anybody who says otherwise.
Scriptural proof that God prefers the .45 caliber for pistol carry: Genesis 18:28, “…And He said, ‘I will not destroy it if I find forty-five there.'”
Caption: Because real guns aren’t microwave safe and made from recycled baby bottles.
Greatest sidearm for more than 100 years!
If that competing piece of plastic called a Glock is still in use after more than 100 years then maybe… maybe it’ll be worth considering.
Until then? Tupperware belongs in the kitchen…