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Have You Matured As You Age?

07/19/2017 By Greg Perry 2 Comments

[by Greg Perry]

It’s important to grow in wisdom as well as stature.

That is why I demonstrate my growth here.

Same Guy, Same Porch

They say, “You can never go home again.” I prove that wrong here.

This is irrefutable evidence that I’ve matured in the 8 (or possibly more) years since my 12th birthday:

On the left: Me on the porch with my Spider-Man birthday cake.
On the right: Me on the same porch today with my full rack of baby back ribs.

If You Want to Be a Cool Dude Like Me:

Yeah, that is one rad T-shirt I’m wearing today.

“Okie BBQ Sauce is My Blood Type!”

Amazon put up an ad here for my tasty shirt if you’re interested in trying to be as cool as me:

In Conclusion

That Spider-Man birthday cake would sure taste now that I finished off those ribs!

I Will NEVER Defend Free Speech

06/22/2017 By Greg Perry Leave a Comment

by Greg Perry

You’ve heard the following insidious “free speech” phrase, right?

I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

You always thought it was good, right?

Hogwash!

Yet another example of why you need me to [Read more…]

Dear Phony Lukewarm christians at Christmas,

12/15/2016 By Greg Perry 6 Comments

It’s the time of year when lukewarm, willfully-ignorant christians (lowercase c) start blasting every social media account they have with:

“You can be thankful for the birth of Jesus EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR *except* December 25th because 1,500 years ago THAT was a pagan holiday!!!”

Idiots.

First of all, nobody on earth would know it was a pagan holiday if you didn’t keep preaching it every Christmas.

Idiots.

Second, it’s wonderful to take a date or event meant for evil and turn it into something good. God often does that throughout His Book. I bet you hate it when He does this.

Taking what was meant for evil and using it for good takes the emphasis completely off the original use. That is, until you come along and teach people it’s somehow still a pagan holiday.

Idiots.

Third, no actual Christian necessarily believes or cares that He wasn’t born on December 25th. We’re not celebrating the date, we’re celebrating the event.