[by Greg Perry]

It’s important to grow in wisdom as well as stature.

That is why I demonstrate my growth here.

Same Guy, Same Porch

They say, “You can never go home again.” I prove that wrong here.

This is irrefutable evidence that I’ve matured in the 8 (or possibly more) years since my 12th birthday:

• On the left: Me on the porch with my Spider-Man birthday cake.
• On the right: Me on the same porch today with my full rack of baby back ribs.

If You Want to Be a Cool Dude Like Me:

Yeah, that is one rad T-shirt I’m wearing today.

“Okie BBQ Sauce is My Blood Type!”

Amazon put up an ad here for my tasty shirt if you’re interested in trying to be as cool as me:

In Conclusion

That Spider-Man birthday cake would sure taste now that I finished off those ribs!