Genuine Lies Archives

Yeah, but the Bible doesn’t SAY that

11/24/2018 By Greg Perry Leave a Comment

Greg Perry, rightnerve, rightnerve.com, government schools, Corinthians, Paul, death, resurrection — **“Uh, no Beulah Baptist.”**

We know that the Bible says, “To be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord,” because every Christian we know says the Bible says that.

We know that the Bible says, “To be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord,” because we love going around saying the Bible says that.

As a result, we always know something’s in the Bible if most Christians believe it.

And let’s face facts; the more that Christians quote verses and doctrines, the more certain we are the Bible says it.

Because… it’s not like we could possibly read it for ourselves. It’s not like the printing press has been invented yet. No way exists yet for us regular people to read God’s Word. [Read more…]

An Absolute Lie You Still Tell: Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

09/11/2018 By Greg Perry Leave a Comment

An Absolute Lie You Still Tell: “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely” by Greg Perry

I can’t figure out why so many Christians love to quote hundreds of myths, told with solemn faces as if they were exposing chasm-deep truths that’ll revolutionize civilization.

Scripture gives us more than 31,000 verses to refer to. Don’t you think in 31,000+ verses, there’d be a few in there that might pertain to a point we want to make without us resorting to yet another lie such as, “all sins are equal,” “you shouldn’t judge,” or perhaps absolutely the worst lie you’ve ever quoted:

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” [Read more…]

America’s Independence Day

07/02/2018 By Greg Perry Leave a Comment

Independence Day explained by Greg “bottle rocket” Perry:On this Independence Day, celebrate your country’s freedom on the anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.