It is generally true that if you don’t attend your friend’s funeral, he likely won’t go to yours.

What is it with buying sweetened tea???

I mean, can’t anybody open a sugar packet any more?

Next they’ll be selling salad with Ranch, salad with blue cheese dressing, salted hamburgers and unsalted hamburgers, fries with ketchup and fries without, hot dogs with and without mustard, steak with A1, steaks with ketchup, steaks with Worcestershire, steaks with salt and A1, steaks with salt and ketchup, steaks with salt and Worcestershire, …

Ok. I have settled down. But… what is it with buying sweetened tea???