Hitting All Your Right Nerves!
Last night, I saw the premier of the most excellent and over-the-top hilarious Thor Ragnarok movie.
If you saw it, or if you plan to, I paid less than you did.
Note: The US premier wasn’t showing during matinee hours. If it were, obviously I would have paid far less than last night’s regular ticket price. But, I would have paid less than you if you also could see it at a matinee. Nya-nya-nya.
By the way, I’m going to give you the nitty-gritty details to [Read more…]
See no need to write better? Then you see no need to communicate with others. If you’re wealthy, live alone, and are thrilled to stay that way, you’re probably correct. Why improve your communication skills? It’s not as though you’re a writer or anything.
It’s everybody else I’m speaking to now,
Typos creep into my work all the time. Yours too. I’ve written before about ways to reduce them. Typos rarely are the reason somebody can’t communicate.
If you often find yourself explaining emails you sent or Facebook posts you crafted, you probably don’t communicate as well in written form as you could. You can improve. The number one way to write better is to write a lot.
Too many friends of mine who communicate for a living don’t seem to understand the foundation of communication: common ground. They act as though grammar and spelling rules don’t apply to them. Their writing is cool and different and stands out from the crowd.
Yes it does. It screams, “You’re ignorant and don’t seem to care.”
I can correct a handful of common writing errors in the next three minutes. Follow extremely simple rules of writing and your writing instantly looks, sounds, and reads as though you have a brain cell or two.
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks.
Q: Where do commas and periods always go?
A: Inside quotation marks!
“The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.”
In the days of typewriters, students were asked to use underlines for book and magazine titles. Today, you always can italicize titles and you always should. (Except on some social media postings that don’t allow italics. There, use quotation marks.) Save underlining for hyperlinks. Never use underlines anywhere but those that appear in hyperlinks.
Certainly never underline to emphasize words! Always use italics to emphasize words and don’t overdo them.
Stop! When you put exclamation points at the end (!!!) of every sentence, and all over the place in your writing (!) they begin to lose their effectiveness quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t! Overuse!! Exclamation!!! Marks!!!!
Be selective where you use them!
I tell myself this one as much as you. When I finished my superb tome, God and Guns: Why I am Not a Pacifist, and when I went back to edit my first draft, I saw far too many exclamation points. As with too many italics and too many fancy fonts, too many exclamation points detract and never emphasize. In other words the more you try to emphasize with them the less emphasis they have; your reader gets desensitized to their power.
Although this isn’t a hard and fast rule, in general when you write numbers that are 10 and lower, spell out the number as in, “We stayed four days.”
For numbers larger than 10, type the words, as in, “We stayed 21 days.”
Exceptions are possible, but for a book’s or blog’s section titles, don’t capitalize small helper words such as the, and, and a.
This title: “The Tempest in the Teapot” is better than “The Tempest In The Teapot.”
In this title, the initial word The should be capitalized because it’s the first word in the title but otherwise you would start the with a lowercase letter.
Happy Lazy Day!
This day each year, I always work hard because I’m not a member of a cushy union.
When I was young and too foolish to know better, I taught full-time at a local college for five years.
I was in the tiny minority – perhaps the only one – on the teaching staff who refused to join their Mafia union.
Although I was young and foolish, I was not so foolish as to be a part of a group who thought authority should flow upward.
If you find yourself saying, “The unions had a place at one time,” then you have no idea what a free market is all about. Or, perhaps, you willingly ignore the benefits of a free market due to a union job you or your spouse has or had at one time.
All employees have rights. They have the right to receive a wage agreed to when hired. In addition, any employee has the right to quit at any time, as long as he abides by any and all termination clauses he and his employer may have agreed to originally.
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