Tired of being a productive, friendly, helpful member of society?
Join me, Greg Perry! I’m about to convert to Hipster-ville!
What is a Hipster you ask?
You know you’re a hipster if:
- You protest everywhere possible against the free speech of others.
- You and your hipster buddies mob together to scream against the right of assembly.
- You drive as far as needed to join demonstrations against petroleum.
- You wear designer jeans to Starbucks, drink frappucinos, and post on your iPad that capitalism is wicked.
(Special thanks to Dave Buehner, a gentleman I hope to meet before or after we get to Heaven.)