This month, June, is
Gay Pride Month.
We’re Celebrating in Unity!
In the spirit of unity, I’ve declared the next few monthly celebrations:
- Next month will be Kidnapper Pride Month
- August, being so hot, is Arsonist Pride Month
- September is Serial Killer Pride Month
- October is Genocide Pride Month
- November is Drive-By Shooter Pride Month
- We’ll round out the year with December being Holocaust Team Leaders Pride Month
- And 2018 starts off with a bang with the long-awaited Ku Klux Klan Pride Month