This web site was produced with the definite help of underage, local child labor paid far below minimum wage.
No handicapped parking spaces are available at our corporate headquarters (and none will ever be installed).
RightNerve.com is not an equal opportunity employer. We always pay married fathers more than anyone else we hire because we want to encourage and support them most.
Some animals almost certainly will be harmed during the production and research of the material herein. Several have already been happily shot and killed on the premises and buried in unmarked graves around the property.
Any and all typos are the result of the staff’s ongoing recovery from their twelve years of public schooling.
Numerous instances of Adult Language appear on this site. Well, if we’re being honest, the reality is that we use an enormous amount of Adult language. Words like responsibility, productivity, discipline, optimism, and commitment. We consciously avoid Immature language such as filthy, vulgar words.
Note: RightNerve.com contains links to approved books and other items useful to making yourself better. Some of the links are affiliate links. Some are not.
Thanks to Tim Ferriss for letting me use these images:
That is by far the funniest Legal Disclaimer I’ve ever read.
And perhaps the most truthful one you’ve ever read!
I wish I had this disclaimer on my website! Soooo funny.
Chris, it’s all yours, copy and paste and edit to your heart’s content and use it!