[by Greg Perry]
The Dope announced there is no hell.
(Oops! Funny how AutoCorrect works. I’m fairly sure that I meant to type The Pope.)
His announcement is quite funny, actually (if you don’t consider how many tens of millions of people he probably just talked out of the possibility of ever getting saved.)
It’s funny because the Roman Catholic organization still performs exorcisms. You’d think he would have cancelled all of those going forth if there’s no hell.
Advice to The Dope
By the way, Mr. Pope (I suspect he reads my posts to steal good jokes to tell the archbishops), if there is no hell, there is no Heaven.