Get Ready Christians… We’ll Build Your Blog Together Below!
If you’re on Facebook or Twitter much, and if you agree with even 25% of the things I say, you must run, not walk, to your nearest computer keyboard and create a blog.
Recent court rulings open the doors for Christian prosecution in America. Persecution does not precede prosecution. Prosecution precedes persecution.
(Below we’ll create your blog together!)
June of 2015 will go down in history as the month the Supreme Court began outlawing Christianity in America in earnest. Before June of 2015, their efforts were systematic but extremely slow. After June, 2015, the way has been paved to prosecute American Christians in America.
Free Speech is Not for Us
I’ve many Christian friends on Facebook and Twitter. I doubt they understand how little time they have left to say what they want to say on either of those platforms. Don’t you strongly doubt that Facebook and Twitter will keep accounts open that declare truths such as, “homosexuals are perverts”?
Many of my Facebook and Twitter friends are active and vocal. They will be silenced either sooner or later.
This is why you need to begin blogging. Doing so gives you more time to spread the truth and rebuke others. When done correctly, a blog is owned by you. A blog isn’t tied to a universal, public interface as Facebook and Twitter are. It’s my suspicion that an American or global regulatory body will remove all Christians who speak the truth from the general Internet and won’t mess with an in-between stopgap to silence us individual bloggers.
(Below we’ll create your blog together!)
So having a blog keeps you going publicly as long as possible.
So You Have No Idea How to Start a Blog? That’s Why You Have Me!
Let’s create your blog together. I’ll hold your hand.
I’m going to begin posting videos that explain exactly what to do. Setting up a blog is simple but there is a process. So I’ll do it for you – I’ll do it with you – from scratch and I will not waste your time or resources! If it’s theory or if you don’t need to know something, I won’t show you that.
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As more of these videos appear, I’ll be reordering them into a complete and sequential course for you. Only, unlike most “courses,” you won’t have to learn a lot, we’ll do it together here. I’ll do it then you just mimic me.
Note: If you really want help, I’ll think of a way to provide for you some of my time; but you won’t need help unless you just want it all done for you.
Part 1: Going Live with Your Very Own Blog!
#1 Blah Blog Training Video – The Exact Kind of Blog Christians Need (aka, “Do these headphones make my face look fat?”)
Lots of blogging platforms exist to get you going on your blog. Only one brand is useful for all activities you’ll ever do on your blog. And it comes in two flavors, a free one and one that isn’t completely free.
#2 Blah Blog Training Video – Enough Intro, Let’s Build Your First Free Blog (aka, “Wow, ‘free’ is awfully expensive.”)
Let’s make a blog right now for you! We’ll use the free version. You’ll quickly realize that a free blog is a lot like a “free” public school for your children: “free” can be horrendously costly.
#3 Blah Blog Training Video – The Only Two Terms You Need to Know to be a Blogging Expert (aka, “Don’t talk down to me!”)
Step up your game soldier (and soldier-ette)! You’re ready for the Big League.
#4 Blah Blog Training Video – Your Name’s Now in Print for the Entire World to See! (aka, “What are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night… Try to take over the world!!!”)
At the end of this video, you’ll have the same, professional blog platform that the world-class bloggers have. And it’ll be super simple for you because you have me to take you there!
#5 Blah Blog Training Video – Making Your Default WordPress Blog Look Better with just a Few Clicks! (aka, “Make me beautiful!”)
The hard part’s done, you’ve got your blog now! It’s time to make it look better…
But before you do, you’ve got to see how to log into your blog and get around the dashboard. You’ll also add your first post and pretty-up your blog a little.
Part 2: Now It Gets Really Fun! Start Posting! Also, You’ll Get Short and Specific Tricks to Make Your Blog Look and Behave Beautifully!
#6 Blah Blog Training Video – How to Change Your Blog’s Name and Tagline from the Defaults! (aka, “Yo, man, it’s me!”)
Time to change your blog’s title and subtitle. That subtitle is called a tagline in WordPress speak. Why didn’t they just call it a subtitle?
#7 Blah Blog Training Video – How to Change Your Blog’s Theme using New Themes WordPress Supplies! (aka, “Everybody needs a theme song… Mine’s He’s So Fine!”)
In just a few mouse clicks the look of your entire blog can look better… or worse! However it turns out, it’s super simple to put it right back if you want to, now or in the future.
#8 Blah Blog Training Video – How to Add Your First Real Post and Picture! (aka, “Hear me roar!”)
The meat and potatoes of blogs are the posts. In one video lesson, you’ll be:
- Adding a post
- Including a picture
- Adding hyperlinks to help your readers find information you talk about
- Italicizing for emphasis
#9 Blah Blog Training Video – Organizing Posts with Categories and Tags! (aka, “Hey Google, Here I am!”)
Organize your posts by:
- Deleting posts you no longer want
- Categorizing posts into easy-to-locate groups called categories
- Help Google find your blog – and you want Google to find you and put you at the top of its search engine results!
#10 Blah Blog Training Video – Back-date Your Blog Posts to Introduce Your Complete Blog Universe! (aka, “Back to the future…, past… er… I’m confused!”)
By changing your blog posting dates, you can make newcomers to your blog believe your blog’s been around for years!
#11 Blah Blog Training Video – Search and Find New Themes to Change the Way Everything Looks! (aka, “While you’re at it, maybe you need a complete makeover too! (I’m just sayin’)”)
How can you locate new themes for your blog?
Not only is it simple, hundreds and even thousands of themes are completely, 100% free!
#12 Blah Blog Training Video – Sidebars and Widgets; Easily Change What Appears on the Side of Your Blog! (aka, “Let’s change their name to Gidgets! (A quite untimely pop cultural reference…)”)
Most blog themes offer one or more sidebars. Sidebars are the thin columns on the left or right of your main content area. You can change what appears on your blog’s sidebars by adding or removing weirdly-named widgets. But it’s easy to do, just drag-and-drop!
#13 Blah Blog Training Video – How to Find Free Photographs and Artwork for Your Blog Posts! (aka, “Better than Selfies?”)
Blog posts and pages without graphics are boring. Spruce things up and get more readers! Posts with photographs always get shared on Facebook and Twitter and you want as much sharing as you can get!
#14 Blah Blog Training Video – Advanced Text and Subtitle WordPress Editing Tricks! (aka, “Even that line looks cool!”)
After this post, you know just about all you’ll ever need to maximize the message in each of your posts.
(#15 is On its Way!)
